I drove over there, with the mission of buying blackberries and plums for the vodka 'project'. I parked my car and suddenly got nervous. I'd never been to a farm stand before, at least in my 'adult life'. Now that I thought about it, I don't even really know what plums LOOK like. Sure, I've seen them on the Nantucket Nectars labels before, but I've never bought one. How do I know when they're ripe? Are they supposed to be hard or soft? Gah who knew buying fruit was so complicated. I mustered up the courage to go inside and was greeted by the nicest man. Barry, the owner of the fruit stand, chatted with me, asked if I was looking for anything in particular and obviously, pretending I like I knew everything, I casually mentioned I needed plums and blackberries and got to examining. Plums are a lot smaller than I thought they were, I always thought they were like peaches, but nope, teenier. I picked up each one and inspected it, like I knew what I was looking for, I didn't, and put them in my bag. I decided that 4 plums and 1 package of blackberries per jug would do. As I was walking towards the cash register I saw chunks of ginger and decided it needed to be in the vodka. I really like ginger, I like drinking it, eating it, hi look at Ratty! He's even a ginger.
As I was paying, Barry and I were chit chatting. I told him this was my first time shopping at his stand and he thanked me for stopping in. I said I'd be back and that I would tout it to all my friends, which I'm totes doing right now. He rang up all my items and it came to $4 and change. That's it! I couldn't get over how much stuff I got for such little money. I was really impressed with the quality of the fruits too. I got home and washed everything down, and each berry was perfect. Not one plum was bruised and when I started to chop everything, they were perfectly ripe. The was no mushiness, brown spots or anything else icky. In case you hadn't guessed by now, I've never actually eaten a plum or held one, I just like the flavor or the essence really. The same goes for cherries. I typically keep my fruit flavor consumption isolated to Nantucket Nectars and jelly beans and Mike and Ike's, which I'm eating right now. So, I tried my first plum and liked it. She likes it, Amy likes it!
This is literally the worst photo ever. It was right after I borrowed Ratty's camera and apparently I was still learning how to use it. Like, I'm 100% focused on the wind shield. And the dirt. And the glob of sap that has been sitting in the middle of my window for about 4 months. Barry's Farmers Market looks like it's a decrepit monstrosity. I apologize. I'm ashamed. This is straight up awful.








hahaha No need for apologies I am sure Barry will forgive!
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